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We keep it simple, you’ve got 30 days to request a return. Items must be unused and in original packaging.

Faulty or damaged? We’ll sort it fast. Changed your mind? That’s fine too under UK consumer law.

No returns on custom, sale, or gift items.

📧 theoffensivestickerco@outlook.com for all return questions.

Orders ship from Essex, UK via Royal Mail 2nd Class (upgrade to 1st at checkout).

Processed within 1-3 working days (Mon-Fri, before 2pm), dispatched no later than the third working day.

Currently UK only.

Printed on premium waterproof matte vinyl with vibrant, smudge-proof ink.

Each one’s handmade in Essex, cut cleanly and built to last - water-resistant, tear-resistant, and attitude-proof.

All current stickers also have added protection of a waterproof holographic vinyl overlay.

Apply to clean and smooth surfaces, avoid sticking to textured or fabric items.

Perfect placements include laptops, phones (phone cases), kindles, water bottles, notebooks, mirrors, journals and more!

Need custom stickers for your small business, shop, salon or just for you and your besties? Maybe even a hen party?

We accept custom and bulk orders, the more feral the better!

Drop us a message to get started.

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